FEELING BAD
If I feel bad I shop for a dress. Then I feel fat because when I shop I feel fat. When I feel fat I feel depressed. When I feel depressed I go to the movies and eat popcorn. In the movies all the women are skinny, have great legs and great hair, so the movies make me feel ugly. Now I don’t just feel bad, I’m fat, depressed and ugly too. How stupid can I get. And when I feel dumb I feel worthless and need to eat chocolate.